This was going to be a creepypasta. That was when I realized how fucking bad it was!
here it is:
hey my name is max, i'm an 18 year old african american. do u guys know about transit. u know the bo2 zombie map, anyways i found this weird ass easter egg while playing (if u want to do the easter egg too you have to follow all the steps below)
step 1: beat campaign 30 times
step 2: get the mob of the dead map pack
step 3: go to tranzit on solo play and leave one zombie alive on the first round
step 4: get on the bus and drive all around the map until you get back to the bus depot
step 5: shoot the zombie you left alive 4 time then knife him. but! before he goes down quit the game
you are done
i tried all the steps and invited 4 of my friends to play transit, when we entered the game all the zombies were asleep like usual. one of my friends decided to shoot a round to the roof to wake them up.
but when he did the zombies didn't wake up, i knifed the zombie to my right but no response from the other zombies. we didn't ignore this. we decided to turn off our game systems and turn them back on. we did, then we went back to transit to find that the same thing happened again! so we just went along and built the turbine and left for the bus. when we got on the bus driver didn't greet us when we got on, i shot him then the driver said WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!! it hurt like HELL!!!! then the bus drove off. then the bus driver said whoever shot me will get a face full of fucking FIST!!!!!!! i cracked up due to the fact that the robot was cursing so much. then the bus fell of a cliff and exploded! one of my friends said that robot be trippin!
we all laughed, the screen cut to black and all of a sudden we were transported to die rise and we all had what looked like the upgraded ray gun mark 2 on mob of the dead and then all of a sudden a bunch of zombie from mob of the dead came out. 2 of my friends pussied out and ran to a elevator that was about to leave while me and a friend killed the zombies, my 2 friends ( who made a run for it) said that there was some giant brutus looking guy stand up stairs (where the pdw is) looking at them saying hell is a choice, never go there.
we don't know what that meant at the time. then the map started to shake and we all fell off the buildings. as we were falling we saw what looked like that hell pit from the power room in tranzit and we all died. but we were teleported to buried but all of us looked like we were in afterlife mode from mod of the dead. we didn't have any weapons, we rushed down the hole where you enter the town, as we were we saw one of my friends playermodel (marlton) in the hole then he disconnected. i found that really scary but me and my friends decided to go and venture this easter egg without our 4th guy. as we were looking for leroy i saw what looked like russmans body, slit open with a knife though his neck.
and one of my friends who was russman disconnected too! i was now freaked out!!! we went to the haunted house where the crazy ghost witch (more like money slut wanting bitch) was at, but instead of her saying you don't belong here she said i'm so sorry you will face a uncertain conclusion. then we saw stulenger's body with a face full of blood... then my friend who was stu disconnected too! i saw my bible right next to me so i took it and put it on my lap.
so i was alone unable to find my body when a voice that sounded like brutus said accept your fate you can't escape. then saw misty's body on the ground this time she was naked and blood was all over her and then the server disconnected i was taken back to the zombie offline local menu were it said i was banned from psn for 2 days. i tried to figure out what this easter egg meant, then i realized... just what if the new crew died in buried and then when they died they went to hell and had to find there lost bodies to enter there eternal punishment by god. i went back on my ps3 after my ban was over i found my zombie profile saying 666 on everything that had a number on it and a new map called HELL